Blasts from the Past: Jungle Bells 2006

Christmas is REALLY closing in on us now, and thus, once again, it’s time to boost the Christmas vibes even more with a third and final (“final?”) round of Jungle Bells. Everyone get ready for some more Blasts from the Past! Or is that, in fact, Blasts from the Future? Yup, things get complicated, but hold on to your hats, the truth is evident, and all shall be revealed right before your eyes in the pics below.

And that is not all. Once again, it’s COMPETITION TIME! Or rather, Lottery Time, as we know it! See how to join in on the fun and TRULY bounce back to your roots, once you have feasted on the pics.

And so, let the journey begin: We are travelling back to a Saturday in late December, 2006. Big revelations below, people.

As we have seen before, junglists need to eat before all that 175 BPM dancing business.

Vitus tries out the very difficult hand sign Blurry Hand. (Once mastered, you can advance to the outrageously difficult No Hands (see The Secret Junglists for documentation), but this is for very skilled people only).

Obey the bacon!

Blitzed!

That is Pyro smiling, right there.

Evil, your hair is so awesome!

The men are discussing CRS’ collection of Darkside Freddy Krueger Stripe Jumpers over a beer.

And so, the violent hugging and kissing begins.

Like this. And so on and so on and so on.

And so on and so on. But it’s time to take a look beneath the surface of things, people. Do you notice anything PECULIAR?

Yup, that’s right. Chriszka is wearing the SAME DRESS as she wore at Jungle Bells 2005!!! How odd is that. You all know how odd!

I’m not pointing any fingers here, but I would say that this is the FINAL PROOF of some serious time travelling occurring! Not that we needed more proof, but still. All this time. Right in front of everyone’s eyes. Many, many dresses in entertaining shapes and colours were used to conceal the truth, but here it is.

DRESS INTERMEZZO: Just look at this cheekiness! Appearing everywhere, anywhere. Wearing exactly the same thing! Even the necklace! Here spotted at RAW!

And WHAT IS THIS MADNESS! Popping up somewhere in Germany all of a sudden! Are there no limits?!

And at Stella Polaris! Who KNOWS which year by now!!! – and is that even relevant anymore?! I would say that what we have here is very, very clear evidence that Chriszka went to all these places and parties at the same time. Or, you know, “same time”. You know what I mean. Time portals dissolve these concepts.

MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE AT THE JUNGLE HUT. Now that the Secret of the Party Katamari is finally revealed, we can all relax again (for a while). “Is time travelling like that even legal?” CRS asks. “Sure is!” Chriszka answers with a grin.

Then she casts a spell and everyone forgets about it. That’s how it works.

And things proceed as normal.

You know, sort of normal. Is that a Prodigy move?

I would love to know what’s going on here. Or maybe not.

People get blitzed.

And that is Pyro smiling, right there, once again!

Let’s figure this out / practice those hand signs / whatever.

Mariiii has a slight attack of Jungle Monster in the sofa.

And swuiiish, it leaps across the room, and everyone gives in to the Jungle Monster madness.

Mariii feels relief in the sofa.

And Chriszka? Well, who knows! See ya later! 😀 (Or… “later”. Or “before”, or “again”, or whichever word we should choose in these confusing time traveller landscapes.)

Time travelling competition time! And yes, this is proper time bouncing, going both back and forth. On Saturday, in exactly a week from now, the one and only dj Friction (did some of you hear him at the magnificent RAW party at Docken in 2009?) plays in Pumpehuset in Copenhagen alongside our local heroes dj Breakfast, Bobby6Killer and Tim Driver. You can find all the relevant info here.

Are you in Copenhagen on Saturday 27th? Do you want to go?

All you have to do is this: Share your very first favourite OR your all time favourite jungle track in the comments.

Once again, it’s a lottery. The winner gets free entrance to the Friction party in Pumpehuset – including a friend/fellow time traveller. Share, share, share! I want your hands-in-the-air and heart-in-heaven tunes! Or your this-just-makes-my-head-explode tunes! Share and join the happiness! The winner will be announced right here, in proper time.

Back to your Roots
And so… I think the tune below would be an appropriate Signing Off Jingle for today’s time travelling special. It’s a Friction & TeeBee remix of a Jonny L tune, and it’s one of those tracks that I shouldn’t really like (the vocal’s too insistent) but totally like anyway (the bass is awesome and the bounce is great!). Obviously I hope to hear this on Saturday. And with that: Let me see you shakin’ your boots. Come back to the oldskool. Back to your roots!

Pssssst. And here’s some super mega bonus info for you: DJ Friction has been suspected of time travelling, too. Coincidence? You know by now there are no coincidences in this world, people. Check some of the comments from December 16th on his facebook fan page. The better you look, the more you see.

Time jumping
Are you thinking Jonny L… Jonny L…? I know that name. Where was that again… It was in the VERY FIRST JUngLE Calendar post! – yes, the one with the romance. Revisit it here and feel the warmth: The 7 Most Romantic Jungle Tunes Ever.

Do you want more big revelations? Don’t miss the list of the The Secret Junglists.

If you need more time travelling proof, check out the dancefloor action of Blasts from the Past: Jungle Bells 2005.

Are you thinking about clothes now? Dive into the How to Be a Junglist: The T-shirt Special.

Did you miss a day of JUngLEkalenderen? JUngLE yourself out with the entire journey so far: JUngLEkalenderen, the complete collection.